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Dude, where’s my car

Introduction:

Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) awaken with hangovers and no memory of how they got there. The television is on, showing a Discovery Channel nature program about how animals use twigs and rocks as tools to get food. Their house is filled with containers of pudding, and the answering machine contains an angry message from their twin girlfriends Wilma (Marla Sokoloff) and Wanda (Jennifer Garner) as to their whereabouts. They emerge from their home to find Jesse’s car missing, and with it their girlfriends’ one-year anniversary presents. This prompts Jesse to ask the film’s titular question: “Dude, where’s my car?”

It’s crucial that they find the car and the presents, because the girls have promised them a “special treat”, and they’re sure it means sex. The duo begins retracing their steps in an attempt to discover just where they left the car. Along the way, they encounter a transgender stripper, a belligerent Chinese food drive-in restaurant speaker box operator (Freda Foh Shen) who keeps asking “AND THEN?”, two appropriately worded tattoos on each other’s backs, UFO cultists, a Cantonese-speaking Chinese tailor (Keone Young), a couple of hard-nosed police detectives, and a reclusive ostrich farmer (Brent Spiner). The story continues as a buddy film, but takes on a few elements of science fiction when the protagonists meet two groups of aliens searching for the “Continuum Transfunctioner”; a very powerful and mysterious device — its mystery is only exceeded by its power (in other words, it’s a device capable of destroying the universe).